Old people are stupid

Old people say stupid things relentlessly.  The one thing they remember from their youth is that someone sold them rocks, and like idiots they bought it.


So the only advice that old people find worth passing on is "you gotta find that one thing, like Pet Rocks, that will sell. And then you'll make a million dollars."  At least Beanie Babies had room in your investment portfolio.

Music is dead

Hahahahah!

I would call this graph "A colossal failure of imagination on the part of the music industry".  Isn't it funny that youtube is basically the best promotional tool for the music industry since Cable Television?  And how they worked so hard, and still do, to remove content that promotes their own interest?  These guys are so stupid...