Friday, January 27, 2012

Friday delight

Wesley Willis live, I wupped Batman's ass.

I always thought Batman was an asshole.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Undershirt review

Like most Italians I wear athletic style sleeveless wife beater undershirts. And as a man of discriminating taste I want the best. But as a man of prudence I don't want to pay too much. Much like whiskey there are bargains to be had.

The best undershirts used to be Champion A Shirts. They were high quality, inexpensive, and comfortable non-ribbed shirts. They changed the formula and now only make ribbed a shirts. So now we men of taste and sense must find a replacement.

Sadly I could only find two brands of non-ribbed athletic undershirts. Brooks Brothers has a nice brand that runs 20 dollars a shirt. Armani has a brand that runs 10 dollars a shirt. I opted for the Armani, and they are very nice shirts. A little pricey for a wad of cotton but there is no other choice. I tried wearing ribbed undershirts and that didn't work. Too uncomfortable. If you, dear reader, find a cheaper brand of non ribbed wife beaters let me know. Thank you.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012


I predict that the newest film adaptation of the Great Gatsby will fail. Just like the others.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Nerd alert

How many strings is that?

And how about you?

Too many, that's how many.

More strings than girlfriends?  How about more necks than girlfriends?

Ok fine, just forget about strings then?

Forget it. Stick with hitting stuff with sticks, that always gets it done.