I know you've seen the lulz from the Onion about the Goth and the Metalhead overcoming differences:
"But at the end of the night, when I reached out to take Rick's hand, I
noticed that his fingernails were painted black," Richardson added. "I
told him how sexy it was, and he told me he got the idea from a Danzig
video. That was the first time I realized we had something deep and
eternal in common."
Sometimes I wish I could see into the Onion's hivemind. It is like they know me too well. Maybe they know you too well too?