Recently I discovered this defunct fellow bottom shelf troller. Good ole' Johnny Whiskey. Too bad the project was abandoned, the writing is gold:
start with the smell. old crow burns your nose and makes you sad that
you are going to drink it. there's really nothing in the way of yummy
whiskey smell -- just burny pain. and a hint of rich mahogany.*
Also if anyone knows of a BYOB Taco Bell let me know. I want to drink cheap white wine and eat Doritos Tacos Locos. Am willing to relocate.