Winter's end wishlist

I wish that there was a black and green striped rugby style scarf for sale.  Like this:



Except black and green.  Sorta like this:



Except not such narrow stripes.  And a better shade of green.

Basically I want a hipster looking Type O Negative rugby scarf.  Which means I am going to hell.  But I don't care.  I also want a hat that just has the logo on it, nothing else.  But since Pete died the merch has dried up.  Are you listening Bluegrape???