I wish that there was a black and green striped rugby style scarf for sale. Like this:
Except black and green. Sorta like this:
Except not such narrow stripes. And a better shade of green.
Basically I want a hipster looking Type O Negative rugby scarf. Which means I am going to hell. But I don't care. I also want a hat that just has the logo on it, nothing else. But since Pete died the merch has dried up. Are you listening Bluegrape???