Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The culture of the internets

Lately I have been pondering the culture of the internets. It is a terrible culture to be sure. People type such filth and vitriol that they would never dare say to each other in person. The best place to examine this phenomenon is on youtube.



From the comments:

"hey quit with the insults already, two can play at that game.
ok then how about you explaining the equal and apposing forces of space with space being a vacum how can a space ship thrust forward if there is nothing to push against?.
come on queer explain to us none believers."

" hey if that extremely light weight feather fell like a lead fucking ball then how come those big heavy guys needed fucking heavy ass moon boots to keep them from floating like cum in piss?."

"So thats why the sand drops faster then the wired astronaut. Dumbasses! "


And this is a video of an astronaut! It is all downhill from here. I have been trying to understand this, and I have a few theories:

1. The age theory: The internets are filled with children sitting at home and at the school computer lab acting like...well, children.
2. The societal reflection theory: This is simply a reflection of the nature of American society. Dark, angry, and prone to temper tantrums.
3. The true nature theory: without civilization, humanity descends into the abyss. The internet is humanity without civilization's constraints.
4. The acculturation theory: the culture of the internets was created years ago when the only people on the internet were mildly autistic computer nerds with no social skills. The people who joined the internets later went through cultural assimilation, hence the internet culture with no social skills.

Pick your favorite theory, fuckface!

1 comment:

  1. I subscribe to the True Nature theory, and also that this is the best fucking thing I have ever read in my entire life:

    "how come those big heavy guys needed fucking heavy ass moon boots to keep them from floating like cum in piss?."

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