Right now my life is the plot of Smokey and the Bandit. I'm stocking up on liquor to take over state lines.
Eastbound and down! Right now I have five bottles of Osborne's Magno, two bottles of Osborne's Veterano, one bottle of the ironic false cognate Soberano, and one bottle of Terry Centenario.
The boys are thirsty in Grand Rapids! And there's beer in Texarcana. No, wait, there's brandy in Logan's Square? Help me out here...