Thursday, October 20, 2011

Old people are stupid

Old people say stupid things relentlessly.  The one thing they remember from their youth is that someone sold them rocks, and like idiots they bought it.

So the only advice that old people find worth passing on is "you gotta find that one thing, like Pet Rocks, that will sell. And then you'll make a million dollars."  At least Beanie Babies had room in your investment portfolio.

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