Everytime I don't have a camera, I see something awesome. Today I was at the mall buying pants and I saw a man that looked exactly like a morbidly obese James Hetfield. But the mall is a weird place anyways, filled with weird people.
For example, there is a new contraption in the mall that looks like a giant metal slingshot. It has two bungee cords that descend from each tong, and they hold up a harness. For 6 dollars you can get in the harness, stand on a trampoline, and jump up and do flips. I don't know how long you get for 6 dollars, but I can't imagine it is very much.
Oh, I also bought some socks.