This is why I don't have a tattoo:
I love how it doesn't even have a straight line. Classy.
Since when is Mario cross eyed? And why is the Koopa Troopa walking on thin air?
...All the more reason to grow a beard!
Mr. Toad meet Mr. Choad!
It's So Bad! You got that right buddy!
In summary, I'd like to thank Illogical Contraption for this idea. Good times!