I discovered, through the interwebs, that there is another Cooley whiskey on the market. It isn't quite here in Cheeseland yet, though. From the distributor:
"Thank you very much for your interest in Kellan Irish Whiskey. At the moment
we only did a soft launch of the brand in certain key states - unfortunately
non-near your place of residence. May I recommend you purchase a bottle
I will give you an update as soon as it is available in stores and I've had a bottle. Cheers.