So old Mr. Booze won himself a contest a while back, and I received a package with 3 compact discs today. These albums are so new that I'd never heard of these bands before except Angel Witch. So first, fill up your tumbler and sit back and enjoy a music review:
Angel Witch - As Above, So Below
I ain't gonna lie, I wasn't the biggest fan of Angel Witch's classic material. I'm not a big fan of the new stuff either.
Good old T Pain. Don't be hatin'.
Here's the thing; metal bands have already used the title as above, so below. So you are already giving listeners an impression of either this:
Both pretty solid in my book! Sorry Angel Witch.
Astra - The Black Chord
I figured that with the name Astra they would be spacey and trippy. They were, but they have terrible synths. They sound like they listen to bands from the 70s and play through Orange Amps. Geddy Lee vocals. Not my thing.
Osi - Fire and Thunder
I can't figure out if it is O.S.I. or Osi and if the latter if it is pronounced Oh-see or Ahs-ee or what. I don't like this music. The guitar riffs sound really modern in a bad way. I opened up the booklet and was disappointed to see Jim Matheos' name in it. Really?
Where did the pirate shirts go? Son I am disappoint!
So this brings me to the second part, which is a contest. That's right, I give the greatest gift of all; regifting. You dear reader can win all three of these Compact Discs. All you have to do is write the best caption to the picture below in the comments. I will announce the winner when I feel like it.